How To Earn The Worst Movie of 2004 Title

1. You assume in the true League of Extraordinary Gentlemen spirit that everything is possible.
2. You set out to make a Dracula film
3. You throw in Frankenstein (say what?)
4. You even get Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde to play a part
5. You realize you need more creatures and write a part for a werewolf
6. You ponder for a moment and yes, there you go: Alien 4 eggs were really scary
7. You think it might all make sense if your hero is the Left Hand of God
8. You’re almost done, just one final pretty face high up in the sky and heaven can wait

ps Why not throw in a superhero or predator? Oh wait, that’s been done before.

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